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War of the Roses- Molly's Fighter Beautification Project

     Unto My friends and supporters of My just cause, I weep as I write this missive, as My heart is breaking. It has come to My attention that My beloved husband has grown dissatisfied with My efforts on behalf of the Barony...even though, I have ever worked to better the plight of those around Us, and to embrace those virtues of a goodly and obedient wife. It occurred to Me that Our fighters were not as spectacularly appareled as those of Our neighboring Baronies, and so (in a spirit of compassion and charity), I have worked to create new livery for the Baronial fighters, that they might sparkle as brightly as the stars in the heaven and instill terror into the hearts of our enemies. It is My dearest hope that My endeavors will turn aside His Excellency's displeasure, that He might once again think favorably on His devoted wife and return Our people to peace and prosperity.


 

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Legal mumbo-jumbo: This is an on-going effort to entertain those who might be considering attending our upcoming War of the Roses event. It is intended as light hearted fun and is not an accurate
representation of Erwin & Molly, Dun Carraig or the SCA, Inc. No children were traumatized in the creation of the 'fighter livery'...but we may be sponsoring a collection for therapy when David becomes a teenager...(again...this is just a joke...)
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Dun Carraig Baronial Birthday: First shot over the Bow


My sooper seekret network of giggly and bouncy spies has intercepted a message from His Excellency; even now my mind can scarcely grasp what is happening. We always write our missives to the Barony together, but I have in my hot little hands both our letter to the Seadogs...and one allegedly written by my beloved pookie bear that power hungry war- monger!

He writes to our most loyal chronicler (if it can be called WRITING):
     Please posts in cliff notes from me … don’t tell molly... let the WAR start……….;)
            "Unto MY most Savage and Loyal Seadogs does your dread Baron send greetings. We have grown and prospered during these past few years, due in no small part to MY guidance and even-handed management. There are SOME PEOPLE who would think little of spending the Barony's HARD EARNED profits on frivolous stuff (like cooking supplies and Tattoos). These SAME PEOPLE (hint: they like shoes) think ALL fighters should spend their free time making largess and such. Next, they'll be asking us to spout POETRY!! ENOUGH, I say! Leave the guidance of Land and Subjects to those capable of rational, right-thinking intellect, and let THOSE PEOPLE concentrate on the TRUE duties of a loyal WIFE and subject. Let not your heart be moved by honeyed reasoning, for many are the tricks of the devil...and a well kept home is a true testament to the worth of an honest woman!!
 
More to follow,
Erwin, Baron of Dun Carraig"



(Photo is from Ursus...he rocks!! Check out his site: http://ursus.smugmug.com/)

More information to follow as the plot thickens...see www.duncarraig.net/birthday  for event announcements and more details...check back later for Erwins entrails!

Legal mumbo-jumbo: This is the first of an on-going effort to entertain those who might be considering attending our upcoming War of the Roses event. It is intended as light hearted fun and is not an accurate representation of Erwin & Molly, Dun Carraig or the SCA, Inc. (because you know someone will just not get that it's a joke...)